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"I did some mystery shopping on my mother's behalf.
Some heffa at north rocks 7/11 got roasted. Didn't give me my free promotional donut with my hot chocolate, wasn't wearing a name badge, made no attempt to be pleasant."

"It's like being a spy...a really lame spy."

"I used to mark the surveys for them when I was a kid - assigning points per answer, also things like correcting spelling and grammar, and flagging answers that didn't address the question kinda thing, hilarious. Half the people they employed were semi literate, so it was pretty funny."

yeah it's a regular laugh a minute.

don't waste your time folks.


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February 26, 2010, 11:00am Report to Moderator

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I like this one:

Q66: the freezer have a stripper on top and got wet and couldn't read the price properly.




You are a mist that appears for a little while and then vanishes. - Forgive, embrace, encourage. Every day.
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That would have been one cold stripper!


I love my job!
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Who are these people and what is that website aobut.  ( seems to be young teenage boys
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February 26, 2010, 11:28am Report to Moderator

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Tried checking out the web-site, my pc didn't like it and dooffed me out?  Ah beautiful forumites we could write so much on the Joys of Mystery Shopping.  
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February 26, 2010, 11:30am Report to Moderator

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I just read my spelling an kan konfirm I am in illuterite.
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OMG - I have just been crying my eyes out for the last ten minutes - how friggin hilarious is that web-site, I honestly have not laughed that hard in who knows how long.  
That has just made my day.   Some of those MSers sound like they may have been smoking a bit of funny business.  
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Funny but bizarre!
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A mixed reaction, it just goes to show we can't all be the same ....
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"it's for bored housewives and dumb kids."  
Really!
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February 27, 2010, 1:12am Report to Moderator

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Goes to show you can't believe everything you read on the Internet.  


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Or indeed anywhere else.
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Hillarious. I could relate to the following..
"$6 burger at mcD's for a return of $1 and stomach cramps."
"There was a lot of go to some car dealership and say you want to buy a car."



Shopping is a woman thing.  It's a contact sport like football.  Women enjoy the scrimmage, the noisy crowds, the danger of being trampled to death, and the ecstasy of the purchase.  ~Erma Bombeck
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This got me into a bit of trouble actually... I was working in a retail store where the MS reports would be read by all staff. One time there was a line in there that completely cracked me up, (the eyes watering, face bright red, starting to hurt type of laughing). And then when people wanted to know what on earth had come over me... I pointed out the sentence in the report... and they couldn't see what the issue was at all and just looked at me confused. I found that even funnier, so it only got worse. Every time I tried to explain, I laughed so much I couldn't do it. The MS report was brought up in a staff meeting only a day or two later... which I also laughed all the way through, and was trying to hide behind stock. I have no idea if the laughing mess I turned into was quite in proportion to the situation, but here it is:

Q. What was the item that you'd been asked to shop for?

A. I was shopping for a tent for two adults and a small child that can be rolled up and put on the back of a bicycle.
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